Despite the glamor and glitter that surrounds the lifestyle of people living in the Redwoods in Northern California, there lays the existance of truly humble human beings who arrogantly drink on the road all day long, shoot guns on the property they manage and high tail any tourist or intruder walking through there out of town, taking over the duties of the local redneck crews who can sometimes savagely run hippies out of town, here and there, especially out in Garberville and southern HUmboldt. A few years ago, I ventured up north of San Francisco for the summer, taking the bus out of Santa Rosa and heading towards Willits, going out to Northern Mendocino county and hitch hiking my way through a trailer park with a nice lady there, who kept me company, topless; after a spring full of partying somewhat heavily and mediocrely on Haight Street in San Fran, I climbed on foot trying to get a ride for several miles and wound up getting to the Eel River, summer 2013, to hang out outside o