Superbowl 52 Farm Attack

(*In case u missed it my piece on Sundays game) Phils steal Sox Mojo Fair and WRECKTANGLE Jxsonville . The game (Superbowl) Sunday was hypnotic. The split crowd sat on edge as the birds struggled to maintain the lead. Eagles took control early on as the Pats, like some farmer ran around with a bunch of cotton gin to spoil their own withered comeback record and protect their amnsety with a 22 gauge to plow up their (birds') rear ends to take over the lead. Only trouble was the birds kept rushing ahead blowing the trailing farmers further back intent on making Brady eat his greasy deflated skins and ravage on the reputation of being a solid pig fuc*er. Without cheating Pats looked like country boy farmers struggling to protect their sheep from a bunch of rowdy eagles swooping down and raping their cattle. There was no way to shake the birds from hawking at the scoreboard and taking the offense. Every time the pats rushed on, the eagles took control delving in two point conversions like they were going out of style. Every kind of rush or pass, flipping that pig back like they were gang banging the farmers prized blue ribbon itself. The eagles reign as a continual symbol of freedom in Philly even as they fend off their hangovers 72 hrs later. The birds drank all the punch as the pats returned to dump tea in their bay and remember the days when they battled yankee loyalists maybe the Sox will take the cake next fall as the underdogs who actually deserve a championship, but the phillies will probably split And smoke that potential as the birds take over the seafood fare in provincetown as this countrys legacy coast to coast in both baseball and football.